When I come home from London I have to visit everybody that I can, as people miss me when I’m gone.
I have special friends that I have known since I was in Primary School and we have stayed very close through thick and thin. We were trying to arrange a night out in the l0 days I was home but unfortunately one of my friends had already booked a night out so we opted for Sunday Lunch.What happened in that afternoon, nobody could have forecast. My friend Gillian had done us all proud, the table was laid and was really posh , and we even had flowers on a gold plate that the dinner plates were on.
The meal all went well until the Cheese and Port came out and Karen wanted to play mum and cut the cheese with a new cheese cutter. She immediately spilt the full glass of Port over Ruth who was sat on my right and it went everywhere. All over her new blouse and trousers, the chair she was sitting on the carpet and all over me and my jeans and chair. I was in fits of laughter as people automatically assume im the naughty one out of the group. Ruth was ushered away to get her blouse washed and Gillians husband just happened to have a new Tee Shirt but it was a Popeye one with the head missing where the neck line is , so she looked like Popeye. Now i know your thinking thats the end of the story but it gets better.
You have to remember how posh the setting is, and sitting to Karens right was her Husband Chris he was pouring the coffee and it went everywhere except where i was sitting, then immediately to his right was John, Gillians Husband, he knocked over his glass which was full of Port,and then straightaway Paula who was sat opposite to him was laughing so much she knocked over her glass of Port and the only places that didnt have anything on them was Gillians place setting and mine. I nearly had to reapply my make up as I laughed that much the tears rolled down my face and my stomach hurt. That has got to be the best Dinner Party I have ever gone to and to top it all both doors to the livingroom jammed shut so we couldnt get out at one point. Of course we took pictures of Ruth as evidence lol. I hope you have enjoyed reading this story just as much as I enjoyed the event.
Copyright Katie Keeley 2009
Katie Keeley
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